Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Grand Reopening & Front Desk Agent (Reprise)

Here are the lyrics to the song FRONT DESK AGENT (REPRISE) from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK. The song  THE GRAND REOPENING is an instrumental.

5:00 AM - THE GRAND REOPENING (Instrumental)

6:00 AM - FRONT DESK AGENT (REPRISE)

In the hotel
At the front desk
On a busy day

Do your best
Help the guests
Please enjoy your stay

They want to know where to go
Just take Route 33
And they want to know where to get some lunch
We have a continental brunch

Thank you for your stay


2 Weeks Notice

Here are the lyrics to the song 2 WEEKS NOTICE from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK:

4:00 AM - 2 WEEKS NOTICE

My mind is made
Like a bed in a vacant room
14 more days
And it couldn't arrive too soon

I'm giving 2 weeks notice
I quit

Continental Breakfast

Here are the lyrics to the song CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK:

3:00 AM - CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST

They went ahead and fired the chef
So now I have to set
The Continental Breakfast

Bagels, butter, coffee and tea
It's all up to me
The Continental Breakfast

Turn the Belgian Waffle Griddle
When it starts to beep
If you don't the batter burns
And I will have to scrape & clean

Lines of people here I see
Standing right in front of me
Wanting this and wanting that
What am I supposed to do

I'm through

Under New Management

Here are the lyrics to the song UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK:

2:00 AM - UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

Read the memo handed down
They say a new sheriff is in town
The owners went and sold there shares

There will be a new regime
Taking care of everything
You can't fight City Hall they say

Corporate logo from green to blue
What is old gets packaged new
It is just a business they say

It seems your gain will be my loss
The person I trained is now my boss
Now I know just where I stand

Under new management

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Night Audit

Here are the lyrics to the song NIGHT AUDIT from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK:

1:00 AM - NIGHT AUDIT

Ghosts & Goblins at the front desk
Bride of Frankenstein wear a Gothic dress
Wolf man howling at another guest

It's Night Audit Time

College students want to use the pool
Don't they know they're breaking all the rules
I feel like I'm such a total tool

Can't you see It's like a show
Performing to the great unknown
It seems like anything goes

Famous Guests & Midnight

Here are the lyrics to the song MIDNIGHT from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK. The song MIDNIGHT is an instrumental:

11:00 PM - FAMOUS GUESTS

La La La La La

Fans they gather in the lobby square
Standing around or sitting in chairs
Hoping to see their favorite stars
Body Guards they keep them afar

Famous Guests I've met a few
They ask me what there is to do
I show them a local area map
They sign it with an autograph
For You

12:00 AM - MIDNIGHT (Instrumental)

All Quiet On The Front Desk Front

Here are the Lyrics to the song ALL QUIET ON THE FRONT DESK FRONT from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK:

10:00 PM - ALL QUIET ON THE FRONT DESK FRONT

All quiet on the front desk front

I feel like I'm in a trench

I feel like I'm in a foxhole

I'm waiting for a counterattack