Here are the lyrics to the song NIGHT AUDIT from my rock opera THE FRONT DESK:
1:00 AM - NIGHT AUDIT
Ghosts & Goblins at the front desk
Bride of Frankenstein wear a Gothic dress
Wolf man howling at another guest
It's Night Audit Time
College students want to use the pool
Don't they know they're breaking all the rules
I feel like I'm such a total tool
Can't you see It's like a show
Performing to the great unknown
It seems like anything goes
